juliasegal:

how to get a lady to notice u 101

(Source: theclearlydope, via she-just-cracked)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via beefsquatch)

insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

(Source: aquus, via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

kittenfartslol:

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

oh dear lord what

eternalsloth:

eternalsloth

(via butter-butt-sugar-tits)

(Source: t-h-e-p-i-g-g-i-e-p-a-l-a-c-e, via butter-butt-sugar-tits)

morninqs:

This cat is 800% done with your bullshit.

(via butter-butt-sugar-tits)